While in the waiting room at the doctor's office because Mom thought my eye would fall out if someone didn't look at it
Me: *perusing a ladies magazine* Oooooooooooh, look here Jeremy! I can lose 10 lbs by TOMORROW! Ooooooooooh, I wonder how that works, hmmmmmmmmmm? It's so realistic!
Jeremy: You could lose 10 lbs by tomorrow if you dropped your smart a**
Me: Well played, well played
