Me: Maybe I should start working out, so I can start lifting all the heavy things around here, you know?
Darlene: Joy, let me give ya some advice. Enjoy bein' little now, because when I was yo age, I was 110 pounds but after my first baby, oh Lor', Joy, I couldn't even button my coat when I left the hospital. Just enjoy bein' skinny, because women's bodies change, Joy. They change, ya know.
Me: Oh okay
